I guess one could call this update, even if I haven't touched my userpage in over two months. Well, anyone got anything to say? I'll start making posts again for you to write down in your research books..

Just went through a break-up. Girl said "she felt weird dating" because we had been friends for so long. Sucks for me though. I fucking love her for 2 years and I finally get my chance and screw it up. Sucks.

So, I'm pretty depressed. Someone cheer me up..

EDIT: Well, we're broken up. It hurts like a bitch. Feeling like dirt right now. Someone cheer me up...

Go ahead, do it.

Come closer...

Just a few..

OM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM..

You just got pwned.

How do you feel now?

Fooled ya.

It's big and....blue. OH MY FUCKING GOD. Who knew?

As everyone well knows, Valentine's Day is coming up. My girlfriend says her favorite flowers are white and orange roses, so obviously I'm gonna get her some. The thing is, I don't get allowance and only have about $13 from saved money and stuff. By Valentine's day, I should have about $33, but I don't know if that is enough to get:

1 red rose
2 white roses
2 orange roses

It's been bugging me alot because I'm running out of time. There is a local flower shop, but it's a bit far and I'm not really up for the walk lately. So do you think that I will have enough for the above roses?

Let's see...

- lawlmaster
-Sekhem
- Paryl
- evil-marshmallow

Umm.....comment if you are a friend of mine and I will add you.

THIS MUST BE BUILT UPON.

Ugh, this dude at school, Tony, has been insulting my girlfriend in front of me alot lately. Now, I usually let his snide little insults slide, but yesterday, he thought it would be funny to touch her boob. I push this asshat against a locker and punch his face into a pulp, but fail to do anything serious because he's bigger and stronger than me. I can't take this nonsense anymore. Every fucking day I'm hearing "oh Tony is messing with Marissa" or "oh Tony is touching Marissa" and every time I come, he just laughs and walks off. Now, with the above problem (body type problem, I mean) how do I kick his ass? I thought of weakening his stamina or something and then kicking his ass, but it's a risky plan. And if I get beat, I look like a fool and I obviously lose Marissa. So...two questions: Should I fight him and how do I fight him?

TL;DR: Big guy is messing with my girlfriend. How do I fight him?

I think I may have it. About 30 minutes ago, I made some cornbread with my girlfriend and we both were licking the bowl and such. So, now, I'm sitting here with her sleeping on my bed, and my stomach hurts like a bitch. I want to know if I have it before I wake up my girlfriend. All I've felt recently is hurting stomach, no nausea or throwing up or anything, So what do you think, NG? Do I have it or not?